uffu:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than this

thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

fightingforanimals:

dwarva:

cocoabutterbabe:

cocoabutterbabe:

This is an accessory store where everything is $1.

They even have cosmetics! brushes, lipstick, and lashes as well as cute socks and panties!!

How can they even?

Includes e.l.f cosmetics which are vegan :)

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

keepcalm-anddontpanic:

thedemsocialist:

So you say “Capitalism is the only system that works?”

This is such a ridiculously good way to show how it all ‘works.’ Amazing shot.

magnacarterholygrail:

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

waka outchea creatin sustainable jobs and stimulatin the economy

vonmunsterr:

i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.

nyeah squidward

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uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

australiansanta:

pokemontrainermillie:

australiansanta:

thank god they found jack the ripper finally they can put that horrible man in jail

I’m pretty sure he’s dead mate.

yep i agree, he’s dead meat once he gets in jail

TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post