zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

LESSONS I LEARNED FROM VIDEO GAMES (feel free to add your own!)

Mass Effect: There will always be people telling you the fight is impossible. Fight anyway.
Assassin's Creed: Heroes can come from anywhere.
Fez: Sometimes solving a puzzle only takes looking at it from a different angle.
inFAMOUS: Give people second chances. They might surprise you.
Journey: The road may be long, but you don't have to walk it alone.
Civilization: Not all victories are the same.
Borderlands: Sometimes, you just need to laugh at yourself.
Minecraft: There is no limit to your imagination.
Skyrim: Practice makes perfect.
Pokemon: Friendship can overcome amazing odds.
Katamari Damacy: Even the smallest person can do something great.
Bioshock: Appearances can be deceiving. Even something that appears perfect can have deep flaws.
Dragon Age: Some things can't be changed. What matters is how you adapt to them.
Fallout: Even after the worst disasters, things can be rebuilt.
The Sims: No one man should have all that power.
The Last Of Us: Sometimes redemption comes from the most unexpected places.
Tetris: Do the best you can with what you have.
Portal: If you can't find a way, make your own.
flOw: Adaptation is the key to survival.
Devil May Cry: Family can be found in the darkest of places.
Super Smash Bros: Be who you want to be.

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

afearlessthreshold:

I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

knightscrest:

why does my computer’s brightness go from “moderately bright” to “off”

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean.