meladoodle:

if youre on a date with someone at a restaurant and they start being boring just slowly edge your seat away until you’re back home again

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

undrilled:

michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

 

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

er-c:

teacakes:

nativeamericannews:

Navajo Kindergartner Sent Home from School, Ordered to Cut His Hair

On Monday, a 5-year-old Native American boy was sent home on his first day of school and ordered to cut his hair short because it allegedly violated district policy, the boy’s mother said.
The child, Malachi Wilson, an enrolled citizen of the Navajo Nation, had been looking forward to his first day of kindergarten at F.J. Young Elementary in Seminole, Texas.

THIS IS TERRIFYING AND HORRIBLE

to navajos cutting your hair is losing your knowledge..this is some boarding school shit

jimdoesntcarrey:

my facebook news feed at the moment

guystud:

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

pleatedjeans:

via

I said to my girlfriend, “I bet you can’t piss me off and make me happy at the same time…”

champagne-paradise:

aqueenintraining:

most-awkward-moments:

She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.” 

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lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo it’s back 

😂😂😂

turbinis:

*** by Justin Wolfe on Flickr.

deair:

so how do i relationship

oh-earth:

wow im really tired of not being in a musical

applebeveragesaur:

milkpunk:

Doge was just a reincarnation of Lolcats. Peasant was a reincarnation of n00b. Screwing up emoticons is essentially just newfag can’t triforce again. Memes are cyclical. The resurrection of Rickrolling coincided with the resurrection of other old memes like ironically liking Shrek. The return of old memes is merely part of the natural evolution, until one day the master meme will rise from the shadows.

and then all your base will belong to him